Doctors and ghosts... Say whaaaa?

I've never been good at being sick. Ever. I'm a champ with pain as I've had my fair share of it but when it comes to being holed up in bed with a cough that leaves me exhausted and craving sleep after being up for three days... That I can't do. I'm always moving I'm always on the go. Things that slow me down are a pain in the ass.

It also means I break down and go to the doctor because seriously, not being able to breathe just isn't cool these days. Why do I hate the dr you ask?

1) it takes forever to get an appointment. They have you on hold for twenty minutes to finally get through to a receptionist who schedules you for thirty hours later (which for me means I'll no longer be sick, the way my life works...). You then show up for the appointment and they cart you from room to room for an hr before the dr finally sees you for five minutes.

2) the waiting room... Creeps and assholes. People who cough without covering their mouths and people who choose to sit right next to you when there's a whole waiting room at your disposal. They all find me.

3) They just have to weigh you. I pride myself in not getting on the scale and being happy with how I feel, not a number. But then they make me get on a crickety old scale and bam, my self esteem is shot again. Sigh.

On a side note while spending all day dying in bed yesterday I watched the entire first season of American horror story. I think I'm in love. I need to find asylum like ASAP. But I spent what time wasn't used up with trying not to choke on my own tongue screaming "SAY WHAAA???" At the the tv... Yeah I'm classy.

Now I'm off to try to make myself look like I have an energy level higher than 3.57. It's hard when your body is greedy and keeps screaming MOAR SLEEP!

Nonsense.

Looks like I'm sick again... I woke up this morning with a sore throat and it's progressed into cough attacks... Like seriously, lungs, I know you're mad at me and shit but come on... Just heal already. So this weird illness has turned from sinus infection to bronchitis back to sinus to stomach flu and nowww looks like it may turn yet again into bronchitis. I'm over seasons and cold weather and being sick.

I like being barefoot. Shoes just slow me down and are stupid. If Obama announced tomorrow that shoes would be made illegal he'd be my new BFF, even though I have some bones to pick with him. But seriously, that's how much i hate shoes. But being barefoot is so much easier when it's not below freezing outside and I don't see my breath.

Another thing I'm sick of is being judged for my age. I know to a lot of people I'm young. So that automatically means I'm a part of the troubled youth of society who goes out to wild parties every weekend and says f the man! Yea!

No. I was never a kid. I was briefly a teenager in the aspect that I had a slight attitude problem, and I may or may not have grown out of it, but still... I've always just taken care of myself. So I didn't do bush parties in high school or wild frat parties in college. I wanted more than that. So yeah, it pisses me off when I'm looked down upon professionally because I'm actually working and supporting myself at 23, not looking for hand outs from anyone who will listen.

This may or may not have stemmed from the fact that the old grouchy receptionist in the school pretty much yelled at me for not ringing the bell to be left in today but stood there thinking the door was open and tried it. Sorry woman, but you looked me in the freaking eye. You SAW me, why the hell should I ring the buzzer when you saw me coming right for you? But her thoughts were totally "stupid kid" as she told me the door works better when I actually ring to come in. Sorry bitch I was too focused on how I was going to save the world that day so oh, I don't know, you don't end up in a vice grip by some angry kids... Try doing that on a daily basis...

I hate people.

Bright side I saw my beautiful non blood niece today and she threw Cookie Monster at me and laughed like a maniac. I need to have kids... Stat...